The creator and author of these webpages (the bloke on the right) is a dashing young fellow from Canada who now lives in the town of Vysoké Mýto in the Czech Republic and earns his daily bread as an English teacher and translator.

     The elderly gentleman on the left is a flatmate of his, whom he met in Náchod; a fine fellow, but not much of a conversationalist. Although he has some pointed opinions about the JFK conspiracy, the lack of a lower jaw means that most of his contributions to a discussion amount to little more than "...uhh, uh uuuuhhh uuh uhh...uhh!". Still, he's a pretty spiffy dresser.

     If you'd like to drop either of us a line, feel free to do so at: orchestrion@seznam.cz